2025 = 158th CD

 

LOL

The countdown continues to the 160th 

- eventually the 175th... maybe - 

and quite possibly becoming 

the 51st through 60th 

new united States!!! 

*ROTFLMBO* 

The best course of action 

for all of you Canadians? 

It's also the kickoff of this year's show: 

*Yelp!* 

There wasn't really any risk here 

of "offensive content" of any kind; 

not a chance of offensive language 

much less of any offensive nudity 

--- THANK GOD...!!! 

Same cannot be said, though, 

OF THE OTHER PERFORMERS 

ON THE CDD SHOW!!! 

💡🎬💡

Super Duper

 SUPER TEAM 

CANADA 

has premiered ~ and here is 

both a preview and review! 

ENJOY! 

Glad to see that someone finally 

saw -like I did... eons ago- the 

natural kinship between 

the Sasquatch and that province 

there called SASKATCHEWAN...! 

The Native representative and 

the one bearing the name of 

"NIAGARA FALLS" being females 

is what I would have done too... 

{Still remembering that ol' failed 

sitcom/dramedy series 

starring two sisters 

called Taking The Falls...!}

🌊

And then there's the Quebec guy 

being called Poutine 

- which is simply perfect - 

though ill-timed right now... 

{They did close that awful 

restaurant/pub modeled after 

Vladimir Putin, though; 

it was in moronic Montreal 

where they usually have bad ideas 

like that... 🤬 It featured 

bogus Russian twists on 

local cuisine -the poutine- and 

served vodka-based drinks 

to their alcoholic target clientele - 

most notably a 

COCKTAIL MOLOTOV... 

LOLOLOLOLOL 

But we're digressing right now...}

Rounding up the STC here 

are, fittingly, a hockey player 

and a Mountie Robot. 

No, really, everything is cool here 

with this STC toon ~ 

except the only thing I disliked: 

the cloning and annihilation of 

their true inspiration and only 

HEROES worth of note 

in this whole messy multiverse of 

comic-booky cross-references... 

DC'S SUPER FRIENDS 

It is so painfully obvious, it hurts: 

AQUAMAN,  WONDER WOMAN, 

SUPERMAN carrying BATMAN... 

These clones are purposefully sacrificed 

IN THE MOST ATROCIOUS WAY; 

IMPALED BY A GIANT... PENCIL? 

(The pen or quill being too poetically refined ~ it is mightier than the sword, 

but then, none of these are Conan...! 

The pencil is a more adequate nod 

to these superheroes' origins ~ 

pencils by the legendary 

Ramona Fradon! 

Inks were always optional with her!

But that's another story!) 

Minor detail that, in fact, it's nothing 

less than the Eiffel Tower there; 

up close like that (below) 

it looks like a gigantic pencil! 

But we're digressing here... 

DID THEY HAVE TO KILL 'EM 

IN SUCH A GRUESOME WAY?!? 

AND IF SO... 

WHY CAN'T YOU IMPALE 

A ROBIN CLONE, 

FIRST...??? 

HUH?!? 

But anyway... 

🪫 

Just sayin'... 

If the liberated, sapio-metasexual 

Cobie Smulders 

formerly associated with 

Marvel's Avengers, 

gay thespians playing her boyfriend 

and a quasi-lesbian show 

all her own (Stubbstown?) 

was to be associated with this here 

WHY NOT SACRIFICE THE DAMNED 

SO-CALLED AVENGERS THEN??? 

HUH?!? 

But anyway... 

And she does A LOT of promoting for it too, huh...???????????????????? 

The 2011 Canucks 

couldn't have won the cup 

EVEN WITH pucks as squishy as 

PIZZA POCKETS...!!! 

💥 LOLOLOLOLOL 💥 

THE 2011 BOSTON BRUINS ARE 

THE GREATEST NHL CHAMPIONS 

OF ALL-TIME!!! 

But that's another story! 

✨️🧸✨️ 

At The Mall

 

😫😫😫 

This... is Canada

AT WORK

 EN FRANÇAIS, SVP! 

(Because this is a country 

with *two* official languages) 

AU TRAVAIL 

Déneigement en cours...

On a dépassé la limite de la pelouse 

et la déneigeuse vorace et féroce 

(toute à l'image de son proprio) 

aura endommagé la séparation 

caoutchoutée - encastrée 

de peine et de misère 

entre le trottoir municipal 

et le gazon plébèien

du citoyen honnête, fiable, 

PAYEUR DE TAXES...  

On remarquera aussi, 

sur la première photo ci-haut, 

la cause d'une prise de bec: 

les contracteurs peu constructifs 

ayant eu la fâcheuse idée de 

oser imputé la faute d'avoir jeté 

à la rue, sur leur chemin, 

UN ARBRE DE NOËL ARTIFICIEL 

et d'avoir, par surcroît, 

voulu re-jeté le (mau)dit arbre 

sur la pelouse qu'ils ont rasé 

DE TROP PRÈS, AU PRÉALABLE! 

For the record / et une fois pour toutes: 

ceci est l'arbre de Noël artificiel 

d'un imbécile quelconque 

résident sur la rue transversale   

c'était, donc, devenu un rebus 

dont le service de collecte municipale 

devait s'occuper UN MOIS PLUS TÔT 

--- ET CE N'EST DONC PAS 

MA RESPONSABILITÉ. 

Quand même!!! 

Les "travaux"... 

ou le "service"... disons-le... 

étant rendu par 

de drôles d'oiseaux 

contractés pour l'occasion 

OEUVRANT 

NORMALEMENT 

DANS LE 

DOMAINE DE LA 

CONSTRUCTION

Le "service," donc 

ne pouvait pas être mieux 

QUE ÇA... 

(Aucune idée 

quelles infrastructures 

sont de leurs mains...)  

I found those pictures on the ol' cellphone 

- and I thought... why not? 

After all, it is "bloggable" - 

and makes for 

an update, here 

at least! 

Before deleting 'em...