Oh, What A Party... EH
... enough of a party
for me to poop on!
What a party the Liberal
Cultural Minister
-Melanie Joly-
cooked up for us
on this day...!!!
Highlights:
A BIG PARTY and BIG SHOW
with a ton of artists
FEW have EVER heard of...!
Artists such as...
THE ARKELLS...
... looks more like chumps t'me...!
... what warfs the prrroblem; Arcade Fire couldn't make it?
THE DEAD SOUTH...
... like, Canadian rednecks - eh?
And big fans of Sons of Anarchy and The Walking Dead, probably...
D.J. SHUB
...what a snob!
BOOGAT
...it's begging for it: ''booger'' - there, I said it!
RUTH B.
... the ''B'' cannot possibly stand for... the same as *me*!
No way! Speak the truth... Ruth!
LIGHTS
... out!
KLO PELGAG
... que c'est ça?!?
BRIGITTE BOISJOLI
-easily the worst performance of the night-
...blah!
ROSE COUSINS
... nah. She isn't cousins with me!
ELIJAH WOODS & JAMIE FINE
(with that annoying song again!)
... real easy, actually - for a doggy!
JEAN-MARC COUTURE
... not him, though; not him!
Can't love this guy nor his music;
don't know why - it just makes me want to howl...!
damn.
OK - ENOUGH!!!
... why couldn't Joly have invited this guy instead:
He wrote and recorded a song about a CAHIER CANADA -
surely that qualifies him more than the Couture clod?!?
PATRICE MICHAUD
... then again...
Last but not least, there was some
*indigenous* content
in the shapely form of...
ISKWÉ
... poor little indian grrrl - she's not in the know...
She's not the only one, mind you:
... nope... nobody knows WHEN the pot will be legal
- finally!?
...not-so sharp. eh, KEVIN...
...and, at the end of the day...
still no legalized marijuana!
but an apology instead!
...what a crock!
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