SUPER TEAM
CANADA
has premiered ~ and here is
both a preview and review!
ENJOY!
Glad to see that someone finally
saw -like I did... eons ago- the
natural kinship between
the Sasquatch and that province
there called SASKATCHEWAN...!
The Native representative and
the one bearing the name of
"NIAGARA FALLS" being females
is what I would have done too...
{Still remembering that ol' failed
sitcom/dramedy series
starring two sisters
called Taking The Falls...!}
🌊
And then there's the Quebec guy
being called Poutine
- which is simply perfect -
though ill-timed right now...
{They did close that awful
restaurant/pub modeled after
Vladimir Putin, though;
it was in moronic Montreal
where they usually have bad ideas
like that... 🤬 It featured
bogus Russian twists on
local cuisine -the poutine- and
served vodka-based drinks
to their alcoholic target clientele -
most notably a
COCKTAIL MOLOTOV...
LOLOLOLOLOL
But we're digressing right now...}
Rounding up the STC here
are, fittingly, a hockey player
and a Mountie Robot.
No, really, everything is cool here
with this STC toon ~
except the only thing I disliked:
the cloning and annihilation of
their true inspiration and only
HEROES worth of note
in this whole messy multiverse of
comic-booky cross-references...
DC'S SUPER FRIENDS
It is so painfully obvious, it hurts:
AQUAMAN, WONDER WOMAN,
SUPERMAN carrying BATMAN...
These clones are purposefully sacrificed
IN THE MOST ATROCIOUS WAY;
IMPALED BY A GIANT... PENCIL?
(The pen or quill being too poetically refined ~ it is mightier than the sword,
but then, none of these are Conan...!
The pencil is a more adequate nod
to these superheroes' origins ~
pencils by the legendary
Ramona Fradon!
Inks were always optional with her!
But that's another story!)
Minor detail that, in fact, it's nothing
less than the Eiffel Tower there;
up close like that (below)
it looks like a gigantic pencil!
But we're digressing here...
DID THEY HAVE TO KILL 'EM
IN SUCH A GRUESOME WAY?!?
AND IF SO...
WHY CAN'T YOU IMPALE
A ROBIN CLONE,
FIRST...???
HUH?!?
But anyway...
🪫
Just sayin'...
If the liberated, sapio-metasexual
Cobie Smulders
formerly associated with
Marvel's Avengers,
gay thespians playing her boyfriend
and a quasi-lesbian show
all her own (Stubbstown?)
was to be associated with this here
WHY NOT SACRIFICE THE DAMNED
SO-CALLED AVENGERS THEN???
HUH?!?
But anyway...
And she does A LOT of promoting for it too, huh...????????????????????
The 2011 Canucks
couldn't have won the cup
EVEN WITH pucks as squishy as
PIZZA POCKETS...!!!
💥 LOLOLOLOLOL 💥
THE 2011 BOSTON BRUINS ARE
THE GREATEST NHL CHAMPIONS
OF ALL-TIME!!!
But that's another story!
✨️🧸✨️
